Nacho Libre Quotes with Sound Clips

Check out some of the best voice quotes and audio clips sampled from the movie Nacho Libre (2006) that you can use as custom computer sounds. All waveform clips are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Jack Black (Ignacio "Nacho"), Héctor Jiménez (Steven "Esqueleto"), Ana de la Reguera (Sister Encarnación)

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1 Have I focused too much on my boots and all my fame and my stretchy pants?

— Nacho Libre, Ignacio "Nacho" (Jack Black)

2 I'm not listening to you. You only believe in science. That's probably why we never win.

— Nacho Libre, Ignacio "Nacho" (Jack Black)

3 We never win because you are fat.

— Esqueleto

4 I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face, or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.

— Nacho Libre, Ignacio "Nacho" (Jack Black)

5 I like serving the Lord. Hiking. Play volleyball.

— Sister Encarnación (Ana De La Reguera)

6 Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?

— Nacho Libre, Ignacio "Nacho" (Jack Black)

7 When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

— Nacho Libre, Ignacio "Nacho" (Jack Black)

8 I don't believe in God, I believe in science.

— Esqueleto

9 Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A lie! They gave me no eagle powers! They gave me no nutrients!

— Nacho Libre, Ignacio "Nacho" (Jack Black)

10 Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?

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