Office Space Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

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Sound clips of funny quotes and memorable lines from the Office Space movie soundboard, as rated by our visitors.

Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams)

3 more actors, Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)

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41 So, you're stealing.

Joanna (Jennifer Aniston)

42 Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to.

Tom Smykowski

43 What would you do if you had a million dollars? -I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.

Lawrence, (Diedrich Bader)

44 When you come in on Monday and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)

45 You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)

46 Oh. Okay. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'm gonna go next door and get a table. And if you'd like to join me... no big deal, all right? And if not, that's cool too. Okay?

Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston)

47 Don't worry, man! I won't tell anyone either!

Lawrence, (Diedrich Bader)

48 I believe you'd get your _ kicked, sayin' somethin' like that, man.

Lawrence, (Diedrich Bader)

49 I just... See, the cake... There's lots of cake, but there's... The ratio of people to cake is...

Milton Waddams (Stephen Root)

50 Well, I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9:00 to 1 1:00.

Milton Waddams (Stephen Root)

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