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And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass-turd when I'm there. It really... It sucks for my ego.

9 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:18:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- No, I just kissed her. I just did that to make it seem cool.

- That's cool. Does she like to smoke weed?

- A little sometimes. She has a couple... She's in high school, so as much as any high-school kid.

- She's cool as hell, actually. You'd get along with her I guess.

- Yeah, you know, it only sucks when I go visit her in high school...

- And all the guys she goes to school with are strong and handsome and really like funny. Like, do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that.

- And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass-turd when I'm there. It really... It sucks for my ego.

- Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man.

- That's what I say.

- You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great girl. You got a great job where you don't do anything. You get to smoke weed all day. I wish I had that.

- Are you... kidd...? You do. You have the easiest job on Earth. You do smoke weed all day.

- That's true.

- You didn't think of that.

[...]

Pineapple Express Sound Clip

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Funny quotes and famous lines with sound clips from Pineapple Express (2008 film) which can be used as ringtones.

Actors: Seth Rogen (Dale Denton), James Franco (Saul Silver), Danny McBride (Red), Gary Cole (Ted Jones), Craig Robinson (Matheson), Kevin Corrigan (Budlofsky), Rosie Perez (Carol Brazier)

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