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I can't come.

3 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:07:13 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You have repeatedly refused to trim the monkey tree that spills onto your neighbor's property. And now because of that, you've been served.

- You're a jerk.

- All this current system is doing is putting money in the hands of criminals, and it's making ordinary people like you and me deal with those criminals.

- Have you ever dealt with a drug dealer? It's terrible, it's weird, it's awkward. They kinda think they're your friend, but they're not your friend.

- All right, I get your point. Thanks for your input. Next caller, please.

- I can't come.

- What? Why the fuck not, Dale?

- I just Look, I can't come, okay. I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. It's just a bad day for me, okay.

- Jesus Christ, Dale. When were you gonna tell me that?

- My mom has been shopping all day. I was gonna tell you.

- Well then, why is she even shopping all day?

- She's already planning on couscous.

[...]

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Pineapple Express Sound Clip

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Funny quotes and famous lines with sound clips from Pineapple Express (2008 film) which can be used as ringtones.

Actors: Seth Rogen (Dale Denton), James Franco (Saul Silver), Danny McBride (Red), Gary Cole (Ted Jones), Craig Robinson (Matheson), Kevin Corrigan (Budlofsky), Rosie Perez (Carol Brazier)

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