I gotta wear disguises sometimes just to make them admit they're themselves, so I can serve them the papers.

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9 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:17:11 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- I'm a process server. So I have to wear a suit.

- Wow, you're a servant? Like a butler? A chauffeur?

- No. No. What? No, I'm not like...

- I'm a process server. I work for a company that's, like, hired by lawyers to hand out legal documents like subpoenas to people who don't want them.

- I gotta wear disguises sometimes just to make them admit they're themselves, so I can serve them the papers.

- Kind of, I guess.

- It's a hell of a job.

- That's cool, man.

- Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine.

- Like today, I, like, sat in my car I smoked, like, 10 doobies, and then I went to go visit my girlfriend at lunch.

- What? You sucked on her titties?

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Pineapple Express Sound Clip

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Actors: Seth Rogen (Dale Denton), James Franco (Saul Silver), Danny McBride (Red), Gary Cole (Ted Jones), Craig Robinson (Matheson), Kevin Corrigan (Budlofsky), Rosie Perez (Carol Brazier)

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