I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those Slushees.
5 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:14:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Why not? Car chase, gunshots. That clearly just happened because we were smoking marijuana.
- No, man. It happened because those fucking kids couldn't keep their shit on the down-low.
- We are not very functional when we're high. Which is all the fucking time.
- Well, I don't know, man. I think I'm functioning right now.
- I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those Slushees.
- What do you gotta say to that, man?
- Okay. Well, that would be true if you had saved me. But you didn't save me.
- Oh, yeah. She must be proud of you for that.
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