If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach. Or a worm, or a fucking anal bead, okay? If you're a man, and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law.
17 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:24:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- He is. I'll tell you that, man. Saul is a good dude.
- I was mean to him, man. I wronged him and I can't I can't let it end like that.
- Except, if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay?
- Okay? Which would you rather be?
- Maybe the anal bead... depending on who it belongs to.
- Exactly.
- You need to help me, okay? Just use it, you know? Use the pain. You'll have a second wind, man.
- Let's get up and go get Saul back. Use it.
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