Like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot, man.
4 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:21:38 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I should be kicking his fucking teeth in.
- If anybody's gonna beat him up, it's gonna be Ted.
- I look like hamburglar. And the Elephant Man.
- Like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot, man.
- Professional on this, bitch.
- You were supposed to be my partner.
[...]