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Funny quotes and famous lines with sound clips from Pineapple Express (2008 film) which can be used as ringtones.

Actors: Seth Rogen (Dale Denton), James Franco (Saul Silver), Danny McBride (Red)

4 more actors, Gary Cole (Ted Jones), Craig Robinson (Matheson), Kevin Corrigan (Budlofsky), Rosie Perez (Carol Brazier)

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41 Turn on the wipers! -It's not working! -Well, kick out the window! That's what they do!

42 We are not very functional when we're high. Which is all the _ing time.

43 We were driving away from the house and I just kept thinking, I don't know. I just... I wanna marry you.

— (Amber Heard)

44 What the _, man? You shot me in my stomach. I'm gonna die now probably.

45 You got British Knights on. I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987.

46 Wait! Stop, stop, stop, stop! Get weed! Get the weed! Anything we might need. Snacks, food, Fruit Roll-Ups.

47 You're gonna smoke and run? Come on, man. We can go look at some crazy things on the Internet together.

48 Little kids can take shits. You idiot. What the hell do you do?

49 And we're, like, mad _ing tight, man. One time, he got this girl to give me a hand job, like, within five minutes of meeting her. It was like, 'I don't even know your name, whoa.'

50 Every last one of them. We're gonna _ing kill them all. So smile.

— Ted Jones (Gary Cole)

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