Pineapple Express Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

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Funny quotes and famous lines with sound clips from Pineapple Express (2008 film) which can be used as ringtones.

Actors: Seth Rogen (Dale Denton), James Franco (Saul Silver), Danny McBride (Red)

4 more actors, Gary Cole (Ted Jones), Craig Robinson (Matheson), Kevin Corrigan (Budlofsky), Rosie Perez (Carol Brazier)

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41 Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell, and it's like they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. It's like I'm just a hermit crab changing shells.
42 Turn on the wipers! -It's not working! -Well, kick out the window! That's what they do!

Dale Denton (Seth Rogen)

43 We are not very functional when we're high. Which is all the _ing time.

Dale Denton (Seth Rogen)

44 What the _, man? You shot me in my stomach. I'm gonna die now probably.

Saul Silver (James Franco)

45 You got British Knights on. I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987.

Red (Danny Mcbride)

46 Wait! Stop, stop, stop, stop! Get weed! Get the weed! Anything we might need. Snacks, food, Fruit Roll-Ups.

Dale Denton (Seth Rogen)

47 You're gonna smoke and run? Come on, man. We can go look at some crazy things on the Internet together.

Saul Silver (James Franco)

48 Little kids can take shits. You idiot. What the hell do you do?

Saul Silver (James Franco)

49 And we're, like, mad _ing tight, man. One time, he got this girl to give me a hand job, like, within five minutes of meeting her. It was like, 'I don't even know your name, whoa.'

Saul Silver (James Franco)

50 Every last one of them. We're gonna _ing kill them all. So smile.

— Ted Jones (Gary Cole)

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