Red from Pineapple Express: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Red from Pineapple Express, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Oh, my lip. It's a cold sore. Never had one before, so I started to cry.

Danny McBride as Red in Pineapple Express

2 'Cause look at this. See this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro, okay? -What's the significance of that? -It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.

Danny McBride as Red in Pineapple Express

3 You're more chill than me? Look at what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What are you wearing? -Suit. -Yeah. Exactly.

Danny McBride as Red in Pineapple Express

4 I don't know. What? Chinese? Or Korean or... -Vietcong? -Yeah, little... Just little Asian people.

Danny McBride as Red in Pineapple Express

5 You got British Knights on. I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987.

Danny McBride as Red in Pineapple Express

6 I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.

Danny McBride as Red in Pineapple Express

7 I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.

Danny McBride as Red in Pineapple Express

8 Like, the Asians with the guns and the drugs, and not his friends.

Danny McBride as Red in Pineapple Express

9 But I can make it up, okay? I forgot, 'bro's before ho's.'

Danny McBride as Red in Pineapple Express

10 Legends never die, dude. I'll tell your story.

Danny McBride as Red in Pineapple Express