You know what problem I have with your fucking little dog-and-pony act you call the military? Here it is. One: Lots of dudes. Where are the boobies?
12 seconds sound clip from the Pineapple Express movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:02:52 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- What was the question again, sir?
- When you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?
- Why aren't we talking to people, letting them know Item 9 exists?
- Get it out. Shout off the rooftops: 'This is great! This is the bee's knees, Item 9!'
- Private, we need you to be serious.
- I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth.
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