Super Troopers Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of funny quotes, famous lines and sound fx from the Super Troopers movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Jay Chandrasekhar (Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn), Kevin Heffernan (Rodney "Rod" Farva), Brian Cox (Cap. John O'Hagen)

3 more actors, Daniel von Bargen (Chief Bruce Grady), Steve Lemme (MacIntyre "Mac" Womack), Paul Soter (Carl Foster)

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1 Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck... to myself.

Rod Farva, Rodney "Rod" Farva (Kevin Heffernan)

2 I am all that is man.

Ramathorn, Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn (Jay Chandrasekhar)

3 I'll believe that when me _ turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

— Cap. John O'Hagen (Brian Cox)

4 It's not so funny meow, is it?

Carl Foster (Paul Soter)

5 Rabbit, put your game face on.

Ramathorn, Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn (Jay Chandrasekhar)

6 See, there you have it. You're doing it all wrong. You gotta open your throat, relax the jaw. -Don't forget to cup the balls.

Ramathorn, Mac Womack, Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn (Jay Chandrasekhar)

7 You know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.

Carl Foster (Paul Soter)

8 A gentleman never asks. A lady never tells.

Carl Foster (Paul Soter)

9 Desperation is a stinky cologne, John.

Chief Bruce Grady (Daniel Von Bargen)

10 So much of my authority is derived from the power right here.

Ramathorn, Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn (Jay Chandrasekhar)

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