You know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.

— Carl Foster (Paul Soter)

6 seconds sound clip from the Super Troopers movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:39:53 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, around my house, my wife knows to refill the T.P.

- I'm not your wife.

- No. And if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two.

- Ooh.

- Hi, douche bag.

(Door Closes)

- You know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.

- Nice try.

- He strangles her and puts her face in pig food?

- What an asshole.

- Got any I.D. on the corpse?

- Yeah. Jane Doe. Do you know her?

[...]

Super Troopers Sound Clip

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Sound bites of funny quotes, famous lines and sound fx from the Super Troopers movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Jay Chandrasekhar (Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn), Kevin Heffernan (Rodney "Rod" Farva), Brian Cox (Cap. John O'Hagen), Daniel von Bargen (Chief Bruce Grady), Steve Lemme (MacIntyre "Mac" Womack), Paul Soter (Carl Foster)

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