You know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.
6 seconds sound clip from the Super Troopers movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:39:53 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Well, around my house, my wife knows to refill the T.P.
- No. And if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two.
- Ooh.
- You know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.
- He strangles her and puts her face in pig food?
- Yeah. Jane Doe. Do you know her?
[...]