266 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 1, 2025

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

Craig T. Nelson as Mr. Incredible in The Incredibles

2 You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.

Jafar The Sorcerer in Aladdin (1992)

3 You have a lovely wife. They're both very pretty.

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

4 And as for you, my wife, I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!

John Lithgow as Lord Farquaad in Shrek (2001)

5 Look at Mr. Smiles over here. Where's your wife, old man? What a class-A prevert.

Bradley Cooper as Rocket The Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

6 He wounded me and pushed me over a cliff. And then he took over my wife.

Polly Ling-Feng Shang-Kuan as Tse Pei-Pei in 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

7 What's the matter, boy? You sensing an earthquake or some other sort of natural disaster? Oh. That's just my... My wife.

Eddie Murphy as Hangten Wong in Norbit

8 However, if there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear?

Adam Sandler as Billy Madison in Billy Madison

9 I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret.

Seth Macfarlane as Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

10 Your wife appears to be stronger than we imagined, somewhat more resourceful. She seems to have got the better of you.

Philip Stone as Delbert Grady in The Shining (1980)

266 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips)

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