277 Movie Quotes about Wives with Audio – Page 3Updated: Oct 6, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 21 Your wife isn't living. She's in a world that's empty of joy or meaning. Frances Dee as Betsy Connell in I Walked with a Zombie 22 When my mother found out I was getting married to my wife, her intestines exploded. Jason Bernard as Jerry Wallace in While You Were Sleeping (1995) 23 You have one hour to get your house, horse, bag of gold, and wife. Paul Frees in Jack Frost (1979) 24 A young man these days has to practice a lot, doesn't he? A young man these days has to work very hard to be able to support a wife, doesn't he? -Who said anything about a wife? Pamelyn Ferdin as Lucy Van Pelt; Schroeder in A Boy Named Charlie Brown 25 'Beloved husband. Beloved wife.' I wonder what it means. Jenny Agutter as Jessica 6 in Logan's Run 26 Saw this in a movie once. Guy signed his wife's insurance policy. Then he bumped her off. Clever. Quote from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 27 Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... You married her! Jim Carrey as The Mask Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994) 28 How about Santa's wife? Do you know her name? -Well, sometimes you hear people say her name is Mary Christmas. -Really? That's very interesting. Maybe I'll write to her instead. Jamie E. Smith as Charlie Brown; Mindy Ann Martin as Sally Brown in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown 29 OK. Here's a shot out of a cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta _ one, marry one, kill one. Go! John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008) 30 You mean she's your wife? -Err, yes! -Don't think you could move much, you can't even get it up! Quote from Drunken Dragon Page 3 of 28 << ◄ 2 3 4 ► >>