Jason Bernard Movie Quotes & Lines – 3 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Nov 28, 2025

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1 When my mother found out I was getting married to my wife, her intestines exploded.

As Jerry Wallace in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

2 I'm having an affair. I like Jack. -Who's Jack? -Peter's brother. -So? -So he thinks I'm engaged. -To who? -To Peter.

Jason Bernard as Jerry Wallace; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)

3 You are sick. -I'm sick? You're cheating on a vegetable.

Jason Bernard as Jerry Wallace; Sandra Bullock as Lucy Eleanor Moderatz in While You Were Sleeping (1995)