272 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 This bruise was made by my wife's fist. You see?

Quote from The Invincible Armour

32 You mean she's your wife? -Err, yes! -Don't think you could move much, you can't even get it up!

Quote from Drunken Dragon

33 I'm a simpleton. I like being tied to my wife's apron strings.

Quote from Drunken Dragon

34 Say, listen. You've fixed yourself nice and comfortable. You can live off your wife now. She'll buy the drinks and put up with you even if nobody else will.

Lionel Stander as Libby in A Star is Born

35 Down in the horse latitudes, on a dull day, I might have keel-hauled a wife or two, or else walked one off the end of a plank, yes. But I never did it for spite.

Peter Ustinov as Captain Blackbeard in Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

36 How about Santa's wife? Do you know her name? -Well, sometimes you hear people say her name is Mary Christmas. -Really? That's very interesting. Maybe I'll write to her instead.

Jamie E. Smith as Charlie Brown; Mindy Ann Martin as Sally Brown in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

37 No divorce. She'll never divorce him. She'll kill him, but she won't divorce him.

Robert De Niro as James Jimmy The Gent Conway in Goodfellas

38 The legend is wrong. It was only the wife that died.

Adam Sandler as Count Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

39 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

40 Because there's one thing about these old-timers. They don't like any _ing around with the other guys' wives. It's bad for business.

Robert De Niro as Sam "Ace" Rothstein in Casino (1995)