272 Movie Quotes about Wives (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Memorable quotes about wives, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 She may be your wife, but I stick my ding-a-ling in her every night, so that makes her mine.

Ice Cube as Doughboy in Boyz n the Hood

42 So be it. On this day of darkness, she will be ours. Wife to you and mother to me.

Max Von Sydow as Vigo The Carpathian in Ghostbusters II

43 I'm not a witch! I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.

Peter Falk as Grandpa in The Princess Bride (1987)

44 What's he mean? Do you know what he's saying? -That you were castrated and he wants your wife.

John DeMita as Jet Li English Dub in Born to Defense (1986)

45 Learn to know the dark side of the force and you'll be able to save your wife from certain death.

Ian McDiarmid as Palpatine Darth Sidious in Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

46 Hey, brown eyes. Who was that lady I saw you with last night? -That was no lady. That was my wife.

Walt Disney as Mickey Mouse in Mickey Mouse

47 Well, he's not the kind of a man you meet every day. I'm his wife. I've only met him once in 20 years.

Jimmy Durante as Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

48 Give me a chance to tell you what I really think of your wife.

Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

49 Jesus! _ing broad. She spends half her life dressing, the other half undressing. Gotta get her in between.

Al Pacino as Tony Montana; Robert Loggia as Frank Lopez in Scarface (1983)

50 Only dogs are to obey. If you truly love your wife, you'll value her opinion.

Eddie Murphy in Coming to America (1988)