Rocket The Racoon: 40 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Rocket The Racoon, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Blah, blah, blah. We're all very fascinated, whitey. But we'd like to get paid.

Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

2 Oh, I don't care if it's mean! Everybody's got dead people. It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way!

Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

3 Look at this guy! Can you believe they call us criminals, when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

4 What is this thing? Look how it thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to get help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle.

Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

5 Look at Mr. Smiles over here. Where's your wife, old man? What a class-A prevert.

Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

6 That dude, there. I need his prosthetic leg. God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him, he's useless.

Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

7 That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons.

Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

8 There's one more thing we need to complete the plan. That guy's eye.

Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

9 But what if I want it more than the person who has it?

Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

10 What a bunch of losers. All of them in a big hurry to get from something stupid, to nothing at all. Pathetic.

Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)