207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

Quote from The Incredibles

2 No, Buzz. I AM your father.

Andrew Stanton as Evil Emperor Zurg in Toy Story 2

3 I made my family disappear. (2)

Quote from Home Alone (1990)

4 Oh, it appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.

Quote from Robin Hood (1973)

5 Mawidge. Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

Quote from The Princess Bride (1987)

6 Mawidge, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam.

Quote from The Princess Bride (1987)

7 Look, you said a word yesterday about your little gang here. It starts with an F, do you remember what it was? -Family? -Right, right, that.

Bruce Willis as Rj in Over the Hedge

8 My, my, my! Where did you get all that money? -I have a lot of grandmothers.

MacAulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

9 You're very good with children. -Thanks. I practiced on my hamster.

Quote from Ghostbusters II

10 All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family. Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...

Eddie Murphy as Mushu in Mulan (1998)

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