211 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

Craig T. Nelson as Mr. Incredible in The Incredibles

2 No, Buzz. I AM your father.

3 When a baby moves in, the dog moves out.

Tramp From Lady And The Tramp in Lady and the Tramp

4 I made my family disappear. (2)

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

5 Oh, it appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.

Brian Bedford as Robin Hood in Robin Hood (1973)

6 My, my, my! Where did you get all that money? -I have a lot of grandmothers.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin Mccallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

7 Mawidge. Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

Peter Falk as Grandpa in The Princess Bride (1987)

8 Mawidge, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam.

Peter Falk as Grandpa in The Princess Bride (1987)

9 My brother's a virgin. He lit the Black Flame Candle. The witches are back from the dead, and they're after us. We need help.

Thora Birch as Dani Dennison in Hocus Pocus

10 Look, you said a word yesterday about your little gang here. It starts with an F, do you remember what it was? -Family? -Right, right, that.

Bruce Willis as Rj in Over the Hedge