213 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Sep 25, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 No, Buzz. I AM your father.

2 Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

Quote from The Incredibles

3 When a baby moves in, the dog moves out.

Larry Roberts as Tramp in Lady and the Tramp

4 I made my family disappear. (2)

Quote from Home Alone (1990)

5 I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. First, I better go in there and propose to the girl.

Richard White as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

6 Oh, it appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.

Quote from Robin Hood (1973)

7 Look, you said a word yesterday about your little gang here. It starts with an F, do you remember what it was? -Family? -Right, right, that.

Bruce Willis as Rj in Over the Hedge

8 My, my, my! Where did you get all that money? -I have a lot of grandmothers.

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin Mccallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

9 Mawidge. Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

Quote from The Princess Bride (1987)

10 Mawidge, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam.

Quote from The Princess Bride (1987)