207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 Marriage should be like a ski jump. Sudden, swift, reckless. Starting on the heights, leaping into the void, never knowing the end, never caring! Breathless, defiant, exhilarating!

Carole Lombard as Cherry Chester in The Moon's Our Home (1941)

22 Sorry. Things are a little messy around here. You see, my secretary got married. -Oh, really? -Yeah, 10 years ago, to me.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

23 That's the wonderful part about being with a married man. No matter what happens, he can't possibly ask you to marry him. Because he's married already. -Right? Right.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

24 What do you need, a father figure? Stop pulling your sister's hair!

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

25 Your Honor, my son doesn't have health insurance. He doesn't know how to boil an egg. He filed for Social Security at the age of 30. He is a drain on the economy, on the country and most of all, on me!

Joseph Bologna as Lenny Koufax in Big Daddy

26 I'm Brian, and so's my wife!

Quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian

27 I'll tell you why woman's work is never done. Because she's got the toughest boss in this whole world: a husband.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

28 My pa used to tell me, shut up, and I'd shut up. I wouldn't say nothing. One time, darn near starved to death. Wouldn't tell him I was hungry!

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

29 Can I have an extra piece of candy, for my stupid brother? He couldn't come with us 'cause he's sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin.

Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

30 Had an aunt once who built a nest in the top of an elevator. But her life was full of ups and downs.

Owl in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

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