Kevin McCallister: 49 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Kevin McCallister, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 This is my house. I have to defend it.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

2 A lovely cheese pizza just for me.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

3 My, my, my! Where did you get all that money? -I have a lot of grandmothers.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

4 I used to have this really nice pair of rollerblades. I was afraid if I wore them, I'd wreck them. So I kept them in a box. Do you know what happened? I outgrew them.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

5 Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

6 This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm livin' alone!

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

7 Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

8 And, ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

9 I think you just have to wear an outfit that doesn't have pigeon poop on it.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

10 This is ridiculous. Only a wimp would be hiding under a bed. And I can't be a wimp. I'm the man of the house.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)