Kevin McCallister Movie Quotes & Lines – 49 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Nov 17, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Kevin McCallister, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 This is my house. I have to defend it.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

2 A lovely cheese pizza just for me.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

3 My, my, my! Where did you get all that money? -I have a lot of grandmothers.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

4 I used to have this really nice pair of rollerblades. I was afraid if I wore them, I'd wreck them. So I kept them in a box. Do you know what happened? I outgrew them.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

5 This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm livin' alone!

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

6 Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

7 And, ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

8 I think you just have to wear an outfit that doesn't have pigeon poop on it.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

9 This is ridiculous. Only a wimp would be hiding under a bed. And I can't be a wimp. I'm the man of the house.

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone (1990)

10 Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. (2)

Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York