207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 My brother's a virgin. He lit the Black Flame Candle. The witches are back from the dead, and they're after us. We need help.

Thora Birch as Dani Dennison in Hocus Pocus

12 My poor little sister should be out trick-or-treating. But look at her. You've kept her from a normal childhood and it's turned her into a wall ornament!

Kimberly J. Brown as Marnie Piper in Halloweentown

13 Following in his grandfather's footschtops, footschtops! -Oh! Footsteps!

Quote from Young Frankenstein (1974)

14 You see, her constant practicing so unnerved my aunt, that she laid a seagull egg by mistake.

Owl in The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

15 You're driving along, driving along... The kids yell from the back seat I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!

Quote from Tommy Boy (1995)

16 Madam, look closely at your grandson. He has a grubby face, ears which stick out, pale lips and a shifty look.

Peter Sellers as Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

17 It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof. And now, it's yours, son.

Bill Farmer as Goofy in A Goofy Movie (1995)

18 Well, I guess I... Deep down I'm feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly you get married and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different.

Will Ferrell as Frank The Tank in Old School

19 Now, children. What do you say when you meet a nice man? -Are you my daddy?

Dashiki in Don't Be a Menace

20 Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night: that when I get older, these kids are gonna take care of me. -I wouldn't count on it.

Quote from The Breakfast Club

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