207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family. Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...

Eddie Murphy as Mushu in Mulan (1998)

12 My brother's a virgin. He lit the Black Flame Candle. The witches are back from the dead, and they're after us. We need help.

Thora Birch as Dani Dennison in Hocus Pocus

13 My poor little sister should be out trick-or-treating. But look at her. You've kept her from a normal childhood and it's turned her into a wall ornament!

Kimberly J. Brown as Marnie Piper in Halloweentown

14 Following in his grandfather's footschtops, footschtops! -Oh! Footsteps!

Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein (1974)

15 You're driving along, driving along... The kids yell from the back seat I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

16 Madam, look closely at your grandson. He has a grubby face, ears which stick out, pale lips and a shifty look.

Peter Sellers as Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

17 Well, I guess I... Deep down I'm feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly you get married and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different.

Will Ferrell as Frank The Tank in Old School

18 Now, children. What do you say when you meet a nice man? -Are you my daddy?

Dashiki in Don't Be a Menace

19 Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night: that when I get older, these kids are gonna take care of me. -I wouldn't count on it.

Paul Gleason as Richard Vernon; John Kapelos as Carl Reed in The Breakfast Club

20 Marriage should be like a ski jump. Sudden, swift, reckless. Starting on the heights, leaping into the void, never knowing the end, never caring! Breathless, defiant, exhilarating!

Carole Lombard in The Moon's Our Home (1941)

207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

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