211 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 You're very good with children. -Thanks. I practiced on my hamster.

Rick Moranis as Louis Tully; Rick Moranis as Janine Melnitz; Annie Potts in Ghostbusters II

12 It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof. And now, it's yours, son.

Bill Farmer as Goofy in A Goofy Movie (1995)

13 All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family. Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...

Eddie Murphy as Mushu in Mulan (1998)

14 My poor little sister should be out trick-or-treating. But look at her. You've kept her from a normal childhood and it's turned her into a wall ornament!

Kimberly J. Brown as Marnie Piper in Halloweentown

15 Can I have an extra piece of candy, for my stupid brother? He couldn't come with us 'cause he's sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin.

Sally Dryer as Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

16 You know we have to wait for the family!

Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

17 This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm livin' alone!

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin Mccallister in Home Alone (1990)

18 Following in his grandfather's footschtops, footschtops! -Oh! Footsteps!

Gene Wilder as Dr. Frederick Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein (1974)

19 I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. First, I better go in there and propose to the girl.

Gaston From Beauty And The Beast in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

20 You're driving along, driving along... The kids yell from the back seat I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)