211 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family. Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...

Eddie Murphy as Mushu in Mulan (1998)

12 My poor little sister should be out trick-or-treating. But look at her. You've kept her from a normal childhood and it's turned her into a wall ornament!

Kimberly J. Brown as Marnie Piper in Halloweentown

13 Can I have an extra piece of candy, for my stupid brother? He couldn't come with us 'cause he's sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin.

Sally Dryer as Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

14 You know we have to wait for the family!

Tony Anselmo as Donald Duck in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

15 This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm livin' alone!

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin Mccallister in Home Alone (1990)

16 Following in his grandfather's footschtops, footschtops! -Oh! Footsteps!

Quote from Young Frankenstein (1974)

17 I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. First, I better go in there and propose to the girl.

Richard White as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

18 You're driving along, driving along... The kids yell from the back seat I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!

Quote from Tommy Boy (1995)

19 Madam, look closely at your grandson. He has a grubby face, ears which stick out, pale lips and a shifty look.

Peter Sellers as Auguste Topaze in Mr. Topaze (1961)

20 Well, I guess I... Deep down I'm feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly you get married and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different.

Will Ferrell as Frank The Tank in Old School