Goofy From Disney Movies Movie Quotes & Lines – 52 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Dec 18, 2025

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Goofy Goof, the close friend of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck, in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 No! No! I was wrong! And so as punishment, I'm forced to carry these heavy chains through eternity. Maybe even longer.

Quote from Mickey Mouse

2 Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot? You're out of focus.

Bill Farmer as Goofy in A Goofy Movie (1995)

3 And yet there are some who still find enough warmth in their hearts even for the likes of you.

Quote from Mickey Mouse

4 Son, of course there's a Santy! Otherwise we'd have a lot of out-of-work elves running around. -You think? -Think? Heck, I'm sure.

Bill Farmer as Goofy in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

5 Stop goofin' around! We got work to do!

Bill Farmer as Goofy in A Goofy Movie (1995)

6 How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? -Ah... three and a half?

7 You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.

Bill Farmer as Goofy in A Goofy Movie (1995)

8 (Aggressive phone ringing) The telephone! -The telephone? -Hello. -Hello. -Hello? -Hello. -Hello. -Hello.

9 Don't worry, son. We'll give her a Christmas she'll never forget! Whoa! Whoa! -Yep. That's what I'm afraid of.

Goofy From Disney Movies, Max Goof in Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas

10 It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof. And now, it's yours, son.

Bill Farmer as Goofy in A Goofy Movie (1995)