Max Goof: 26 Movie Quotes with Audio

Sound clips of the funniest lines of Max Goof, the son of the Disney character Goofy Goof, in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Don't worry, son. We'll give her a Christmas she'll never forget! Whoa! Whoa! -Yep. That's what I'm afraid of.

Goofy, Max Goof in Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas

2 How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? -Ah... three and a half?

Goofy (Bill Farmer), Max Goof in A Goofy Movie (1995)

3 I'm a failure. Complete loser. My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.

Quote from A Goofy Movie (1995)

4 You... party animal, you.

Quote from A Goofy Movie (1995)

5 Whoa! Now that's camping.

Quote from A Goofy Movie (1995)

6 Did you know that there were over two billion children in the world? -Hmm, no wonder I keep tripping over roller skates.

Max Goof, Goofy in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

7 Boy, this has been one crazy vacation. -And it's not over yet!

Goofy (Bill Farmer), Max Goof in A Goofy Movie (1995)

8 Believe me. Santa won't let you down. -Do you really think he'll come? -Why, as sure as pigs fly!

Goofy, Max Goof in Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

9 Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here? To Beverly Hills 90210.

Quote from A Goofy Movie (1995)

10 Hey, Dad, it's okay. So Santa didn't show. No biggie. Well, since he's not coming, at least we can eat all his cookies.

Quote from Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas