207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots, too.

Quote from Back to the Future

32 Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all... You married her!

Jim Carrey as The Mask Stanley Ipkiss in The Mask (1994)

33 Mother knows best. Take it from your mumsey. On your own, you won't survive.

Donna Murphy as Mother Gothel in Tangled

34 Hey, honey! Our baby's here! He looks just like your boss.

Quote from How the Grinch Stole Christmas

35 This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm livin' alone!

MacAulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

36 I made my family disappear.

MacAulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone (1990)

37 I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. First, I better go in there and propose to the girl.

Gaston in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

38 Hey, kids, reel it in. You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable.

Steve Buscemi as Wayne in Hotel Transylvania

39 When a baby moves in, the dog moves out.

Tramp in Lady and the Tramp

40 Oh! One other thing. If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug, go easy on him. Okay.

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future

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