211 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 Oh! One other thing. If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug, go easy on him. Okay.

Michael J. Fox as Marty Mcfly in Back to the Future

42 I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping.

Beverly Dangelo as Ellen Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

43 Look, I'm your space dad!

Quote from Megamind (2010)

44 Every family has a kid who won't eat.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker; Jean Shepherd as Adult Ralphie in A Christmas Story (1983)

45 Now, it is well-known throughout the Midwest that the old man is a turkey junkie.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker; Jean Shepherd as Adult Ralphie in A Christmas Story (1983)

46 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother!

Quote from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

47 Oh, man. My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.

Quote from A Goofy Movie (1995)

48 What for? I've seen how the other half lives. My sister, for instance. Three kids, two cats, and one mortgage. Yech. I would go bananas in a week.

Margot Kidder as Lois Lane in Superman (1978)

49 Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It leaves a dull impression on her mind!

Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

50 You know, I lost my family, too. Years ago, I mean. Eight brothers... Ten sisters... Three fathers...

Dom DeLuise as Tiger in An American Tail