209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

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A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 Hey, kids, reel it in. You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable.

Steve Buscemi as Wayne in Hotel Transylvania

42 You see, her constant practicing so unnerved my aunt, that she laid a seagull egg by mistake.

Owl From Winnie The Pooh in The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

43 Oh! One other thing. If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug, go easy on him. Okay.

Michael J. Fox as Marty Mcfly in Back to the Future

44 I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping.

Beverly Dangelo as Ellen Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

45 Look, I'm your space dad!

Will Ferrell as Megamind in Megamind (2010)

46 True. I was their number one son and they treated me like number two.

Danny DeVito as The Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

47 Every family has a kid who won't eat.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

48 Now, it is well-known throughout the Midwest that the old man is a turkey junkie.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

49 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother!

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

50 Oh, man. My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.

Bill Farmer as Goofy in A Goofy Movie (1995)

209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

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