207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 Oh! One other thing. If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug, go easy on him. Okay.

Michael J. Fox as Marty Mcfly in Back to the Future

42 I'm sorry. This is our family's first kidnapping.

Beverly Dangelo as Ellen Griswold in Christmas Vacation (1989)

43 Look, I'm your space dad!

Will Ferrell as Megamind in Megamind (2010)

44 True. I was their number one son and they treated me like number two.

Danny DeVito as The Penguin in Batman Returns (1992)

45 Every family has a kid who won't eat.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

46 Now, it is well-known throughout the Midwest that the old man is a turkey junkie.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

47 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother!

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

48 What for? I've seen how the other half lives. My sister, for instance. Three kids, two cats, and one mortgage. Yech. I would go bananas in a week.

Margot Kidder as Lois Lane in Superman (1978)

49 Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It leaves a dull impression on her mind!

Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

50 Why, why, why was I cursed with such idiot sisters? -Just lucky, I guess.

Bette Midler as Winifred Winnie Sanderson; Bette Midler as The Sanderson Sisters; Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah Sanderson; Bette Midler as Winifred "Winnie" Sanderson in Hocus Pocus

207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

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