209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

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A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 What for? I've seen how the other half lives. My sister, for instance. Three kids, two cats, and one mortgage. Yech. I would go bananas in a week.

Margot Kidder as Lois Lane in Superman (1978)

52 Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It leaves a dull impression on her mind!

Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

53 Why, why, why was I cursed with such idiot sisters? -Just lucky, I guess.

Bette Midler as Winifred Winnie Sanderson; Bette Midler as The Sanderson Sisters; Sarah Jessica Parker as Sarah Sanderson; Bette Midler as Winifred "Winnie" Sanderson in Hocus Pocus

54 You know, I lost my family, too. Years ago, I mean. Eight brothers... Ten sisters... Three fathers...

Dom DeLuise as Tiger in An American Tail

55 She's not my Granny! -Nonsense! What on earth are you talking about? -Granny doesn't smoke!

Quote from Drunken Dragon

56 I'd like to read this book, but I'm kind of afraid. I had a grandfather who didn't think much of reading. He always said if you read too many books, your head would fall off. -You start the first chapter, sir, and I'll hold on to your head.

Marcie From Charlie Brown in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

57 Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about normal?

Sarah Vowell as Violet Parr in The Incredibles

58 I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck. -How lucky can they be? They're dead.

June Foray as Grandmother Fa in Mulan (1998)

59 I'm your mother. I know everything.

Glenn Close as Kala in Tarzan (1999)

60 Kids! Listen to your mother.

Craig T. Nelson as Mr. Incredible in The Incredibles

209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

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