207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 You know, I lost my family, too. Years ago, I mean. Eight brothers... Ten sisters... Three fathers...

Dom Deluise as Tiger in An American Tail

52 She's not my Granny! -Nonsense! What on earth are you talking about? -Granny doesn't smoke!

Quote from Drunken Dragon

53 I'd like to read this book, but I'm kind of afraid. I had a grandfather who didn't think much of reading. He always said if you read too many books, your head would fall off. -You start the first chapter, sir, and I'll hold on to your head.

Marcie in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

54 My grandpappy was always an overeager young whippersnapper, and one day he accidentally tunneled into the Grand Canyon.

Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

55 Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about normal?

Sarah Vowell as Violet Parr in The Incredibles

56 I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck. -How lucky can they be? They're dead.

Grandmother Fa in Mulan (1998)

57 I'm your mother. I know everything.

Glenn Close as Kala in Tarzan (1999)

58 Kids! Listen to your mother.

Craig T. Nelson as Mr. Incredible in The Incredibles

59 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

60 My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.

Jean Shepherd as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

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