211 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 She's not my Granny! -Nonsense! What on earth are you talking about? -Granny doesn't smoke!

Quote from Drunken Dragon

52 I'd like to read this book, but I'm kind of afraid. I had a grandfather who didn't think much of reading. He always said if you read too many books, your head would fall off. -You start the first chapter, sir, and I'll hold on to your head.

Lindsay Benesh as Marcie in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

53 Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about normal?

Sarah Vowell as Violet Parr in The Incredibles

54 I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck. -How lucky can they be? They're dead.

June Foray as Grandmother Fa in Mulan (1998)

55 I'm your mother. I know everything.

Glenn Close as Kala in Tarzan (1999)

56 You know, I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself.

Billy Crystal as Michael "Mike" Wazowski; Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

57 My brother's a virgin. He lit the Black Flame Candle. The witches are back from the dead, and they're after us. We need help.

Thora Birch as Dani Dennison in Hocus Pocus

58 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

59 I said, Where do you wanna go for our anniversary? She said, Somewhere I've never been before. I said, Try the kitchen.

Quote from Goodfellas

60 My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker; Jean Shepherd as Adult Ralphie in A Christmas Story (1983)