207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 I'm not a witch! I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.

Quote from The Princess Bride (1987)

62 I've seen your parents argue. Trust me. They're amateurs.

Ralph MacChio as Bill Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

63 I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.

Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett in Bad Boys (1995)

64 Mother didn't cook any dinner. -We'll go to Pizza Hut, okay?

Jobeth Williams as Diane in Poltergeist (1982)

65 Hey, brown eyes. Who was that lady I saw you with last night? -That was no lady. That was my wife.

Quote from Mickey Mouse

66 Like I always say, the family that slides together, abides together.

Jackie Vernon as Frosty The Snowman in Rudolph and Frosty: Christmas in July

67 Oh, no, I'm engaged to a Douglas fir.

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

68 Wedding. Holy mackerel, I'm married.

James Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

69 You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?

James Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

70 It's your mom! She's tracked you down!

Christopher Lloyd as Emmett Doc Brown in Back to the Future

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