209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

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A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

62 My kid brother looked like a tick about to pop.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story (1983)

63 I'm not a witch! I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.

Peter Falk as Grandpa in The Princess Bride (1987)

64 I've seen your parents argue. Trust me. They're amateurs.

Ralph Macchio as Bill Gambini in My Cousin Vinny

65 I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.

Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett in Bad Boys (1995)

66 Mother didn't cook any dinner. -We'll go to Pizza Hut, okay?

JoBeth Williams as Diane in Poltergeist (1982)

67 Hey, brown eyes. Who was that lady I saw you with last night? -That was no lady. That was my wife.

Walt Disney as Mickey Mouse in Mickey Mouse

68 Like I always say, the family that slides together, abides together.

Jackie Vernon as Frosty The Snowman in Rudolph and Frosty: Christmas in July

69 Oh, no, I'm engaged to a Douglas fir.

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

70 Wedding. Holy mackerel, I'm married.

James Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

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