20 Quotes by Schmendrick (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: August 8, 2023

Find and rate the best quotes by Schmendrick, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 My dear, you deserve the services of a great wizard, but I'm afraid you'll have to be glad of the aid of a second-rate pickpocket.

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

2 You can't come with us! We're on a quest!

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

3 But the pleasures of the court, Sire, the music, the talk, the hunts and the balls and the great feasts? -They are nothing to me. I have known them all, and they have not made me happy.

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

4 I can't do this very much longer. He had me juggling teacups for him all night long. Teacups! With tea in them!

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

5 Oh, please, please don't cry. If you've become human enough to cry then no magic in the world can change you back.

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

6 She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits.

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

7 You are a true wizard now, as you always wished. Does it make you happy? -Well, men don't always know when they're happy, but I think so. And you?

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

8 A quest may not simply be abandoned.

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

9 No, she can't turn cream into butter, but she can make a lion look like a manticore to eyes that want to see a manticore.

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

10 Oh, I know exactly how you feel. It's a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.

Alan Arkin as Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn

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