207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 8

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

71 Should I get Grandma? - Forget Grandma. She's halfway to outer space already.

Jack Nicholson as The President in Mars Attacks! (1996)

72 You know a lot of happily married people, Sam? 'Cause I don't.

Sharon Stone as Ginger McKenna in Casino (1995)

73 Is your mommy here? -No, sir, actually she's down at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.

Sean Astin as Michael "Mikey" Walsh in The Goonies

74 Like, my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.

Rick Moranis as Bob Mckenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

75 My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer was like heaven, eh?

Rick Moranis as Bob Mckenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

76 Should I not tell them after 14 years of marriage you're still afraid to let me see you naked?

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

77 Hello. How's the wife? -Well, still in charge.

Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in Taken (2008)

78 Our parents are having a baby, too. -They had sex.

Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams; Jimmy Workman as Pugsley Addams in Addams Family Values

79 Is your wife okay, sir? -Compared to what?

80 I'm glad to hear you two arguing. For a moment, I was wondering if you were a normal married couple.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed