207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 8

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

71 Should I get Grandma? - Forget Grandma. She's halfway to outer space already.

Quote from Mars Attacks! (1996)

72 You know a lot of happily married people, Sam? 'Cause I don't.

Sharon Stone as Ginger McKenna in Casino (1995)

73 Is your mommy here? -No, sir, actually she's down at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.

Quote from The Goonies

74 Like, my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.

Rick Moranis as Bob McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

75 My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer was like heaven, eh?

Rick Moranis as Bob McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

76 Should I not tell them after 14 years of marriage you're still afraid to let me see you naked?

Quote from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

77 Hello. How's the wife? -Well, still in charge.

Quote from Taken (2008)

78 Our parents are having a baby, too. -They had sex.

Quote from Addams Family Values

79 Is your wife okay, sir? -Compared to what?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

80 I'm glad to hear you two arguing. For a moment, I was wondering if you were a normal married couple.

Quote from Mister Ed

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