209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 9

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A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

81 Is your wife okay, sir? -Compared to what?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

82 I'm glad to hear you two arguing. For a moment, I was wondering if you were a normal married couple.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

83 Oh, hello. I didn't recognize you without your wife in your arms. Come in.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

84 Well, that's what keeps married couples together: separate-ness.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

85 The last time my husband kissed me was New Years Eve, 1946. In the dark, he thought I was the cigarette girl.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

86 Let's compromise. Supposing we leave just a couple of things behind? -Right. Two wives.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

87 Oh, forget it. And look at it this way: You haven't lost a wife, you've gained a stablemate.

Wilbur From Mr. Ed in Mister Ed

88 Say, boy, I wouldn't let my mother-in-law boss me around like that. Stand up to her like a man. Face her down, boy. Huh. If it was me, I'd tell her what was on my chest.

John Wayne as Breck Coleman in The Big Trail (1930)

89 Now, Aunt Billy, how many times I told you not to call here and interrupt my kung fu?

Michael Jai White as Black Dynamite in Black Dynamite

90 I, like, got the biggest crush on Brooke Shields. And my grandma told me I should write her a letter, you know, so I did. And I got a letter back from Brooke like 2 weeks later, but it was in my grandmother's handwriting.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 9

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