209 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 10

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A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

91 My biological clock is tickin' like this, and the way this case is goin', I ain't never gettin' married!

Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny

92 No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's right.

Adam Sandler as Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy (1998)

93 Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

94 Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.

Will Smith as Mike Lowrey in Bad Boys (1995)

95 Get a room, Dad.

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

96 My dad's king of the castle, so if he wants fancy sauce, he should.

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

97 I don't get it. When we first got married, you could punch out a breakfast like mother used to make. Now, you're all thumbs.

Mel Blanc as Cosmo Spacely in The Jetsons

98 Yeah. Can't believe they're my blood. IQ of sloths and the manners of banshees.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

99 Hey! Maybe your parents should get a divorce. Did wonders for my dad.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

100 How's it feel to have a wacko for a son? -It feels wonderful.

Jake Gyllenhaal as Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko