207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 10

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

91 Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

Chris Farley as Tommy Callahan in Tommy Boy (1995)

92 Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.

Will Smith as Mike Lowrey in Bad Boys (1995)

93 Get a room, Dad.

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

94 My dad's king of the castle, so if he wants fancy sauce, he should.

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback in Step Brothers (2008)

95 I don't get it. When we first got married, you could punch out a breakfast like mother used to make. Now, you're all thumbs.

Mel Blanc as Cosmo Spacely in The Jetsons

96 Yeah. Can't believe they're my blood. IQ of sloths and the manners of banshees.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

97 Hey! Maybe your parents should get a divorce. Did wonders for my dad.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Howard Langston in Jingle All the Way (1996)

98 How's it feel to have a wacko for a son? -It feels wonderful.

Jake Gyllenhaal as Donnie Darko in Donnie Darko

99 Kids... 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery. I got married three times, but at least I was never dumb enough to have any.

Tom Arnold as Albert Gibson in True Lies

100 You're always asking me why I stay a bachelor. There goes one of the best reasons I can think of... Yeah, I might have a son like that.

Arthur Franz as Commander "Reef" Holloway in The Atomic Submarine