207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 11

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about family from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

101 My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion... -It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller; Alan Ruck as Cameron Frye in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

102 My God, are we gonna be like our parents? -Not me. Ever.

Emilio Estevez as Andrew Clark; Molly Ringwald as Claire Standish in The Breakfast Club

103 Honey, come on. I survived jump school, dive school and three brothers. I think I can take care of myself.

Demi Moore as G.I. Jane in G.I. Jane

104 I was wearing a special perfume called 'Fondle Me'. Its aroma drew Neff to me like fat to a mother-in-law.

Steve Martin as Rigby Reardon in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

105 My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful idiosyncrasies. You know, she used to fart in her sleep. Sorry I shared that with you. And one night it was so loud, it woke the dog up.

Robin Williams as Dr. Sean Maguire in Good Will Hunting

106 Yes, I had a wife. She had two heads. One of the heads and I just couldn't get along.

Humphrey Bogart as Major Jed Webbe in Battle Circus (1953)

107 Mom's a heck of a lot of fun, isn't she? Oh, she's every inch a queen.

Rod Steiger as Mr. Joyboy in The Loved One (1965)

108 I'm his brother-in-law, Sister. -I see. -And this is his mother, Sister. And this is my wife, his sister, Sister.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

109 Funny thing about marriage. It's like being in the army. Everybody knocks it, but you'd be surprised how many guys reenlist.

Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

110 You certainly don't have to worry about me. I'm a married man. Oh, am I ever a married man. I'm probably the most married man you will ever know.

Tom Ewell as Richard Sherman in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

207 Funny Quotes About Family from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 11

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