39 Movie Quotes about Massage (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

Memorable quotes about massage, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Now, do you or do you not have for me the massage? -No, sir. For you, there is no massage.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

2 She's having trouble breathing, sir. What do you think? -Well, I suggest vigorous chest massage. If that doesn't work, mouth-to-mouth.

Quote from Superman (1978)

3 Massage to stimulate the blood circulation. This will fetch all the bruising out.

Quote from Shaolin Chastity Kung Fu

4 Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot _in' master. You given a lot of them? -_, yeah! Got my technique down and everything. I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

Quote from Pulp Fiction

5 This differs from a normal massage. How? -It's more sexual.

Quote from The Cable Guy (1996)

6 I wish you were dead! -We were, for a long while. Now we're going to start really living. Instead of being handled and massaged, we're going to live.

Quote from X Minus One

7 Hmm. Not bad. -Huh? Teacher, you mean I hit good? -No, I don't. I mean you'll make a good masseur.

Quote from Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat

8 Now, hard or soft massage? -Hard, please. -Well, perhaps we should begin with your back.

Sean Connery as James Bond; Kim Basinger as Domino Petachi in Never Say Never Again

9 That feels so good. -Certainly does. -Excuse me?

Sean Connery as James Bond; Kim Basinger as Domino Petachi in Never Say Never Again

10 Yes? Do you have for me the massage? -Oh. You want a massage, eh? -If you have one for me, yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)