39 Movie Quotes about Massage with Audio

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

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1 Now, do you or do you not have for me the massage? -No, sir. For you, there is no massage.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

2 Massage to stimulate the blood circulation. This will fetch all the bruising out.

Quote from Shaolin Chastity Kung Fu

3 She's having trouble breathing, sir. What do you think? -Well, I suggest vigorous chest massage. If that doesn't work, mouth-to-mouth.

Quote from Superman (1978)

4 Hmm. Not bad. -Huh? Teacher, you mean I hit good? -No, I don't. I mean you'll make a good masseur.

Quote from Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat

5 Yes? Do you have for me the massage? -Oh. You want a massage, eh? -If you have one for me, yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

6 I wish you were dead! -We were, for a long while. Now we're going to start really living. Instead of being handled and massaged, we're going to live.

Quote from X Minus One

7 Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot _in' master. You given a lot of them? -_, yeah! Got my technique down and everything. I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.

Quote from Pulp Fiction

8 That feels so good. -Certainly does. -Excuse me?

Sean Connery as James Bond; Kim Basinger as Domino Petachi in Never Say Never Again

9 This differs from a normal massage. How? -It's more sexual.

Quote from The Cable Guy (1996)

10 Why don't you try Tokyo Lil at the end of the block? Ask for Passionflower Shirley, the Yokohama Butterfly. -And why should I do that? -Well, you want a massage, don't you? -Yes, but I want it from you.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)