38 Movie Quotes about Massage (Sound Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: September 1, 2025

Memorable quotes about massage, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 Yes? Do you have for me the massage? -Oh. You want a massage, eh? -If you have one for me, yes.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

12 Why don't you try Tokyo Lil at the end of the block? Ask for Passionflower Shirley, the Yokohama Butterfly. -And why should I do that? -Well, you want a massage, don't you? -Yes, but I want it from you.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

13 Now, look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant somethin'.

John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction

14 We just got a call from a massage parlor.

Telly Savalas as Lt. Theo Kojak in Kojak

15 He used to be my guru. And then I got into Tibetan Buddhism so that I wouldn't see him, but he keeps coming around for a massage.

Quote from Kojak

16 I can't call her off a massage. A massage is like music. You know, you get it going, you gotta keep it going.

Quote from Kojak

17 You know, if you were my wife, I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.

Carl Foster in Super Troopers

18 Oh! Yeah, that's nice, thanks. The lower back please. Thank you. Yeah. Check the prostate. That's nice.

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne in Nothing but Trouble (1991)

19 Your massage!

Quote from Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

20 I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's 45 minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.

Danny Kaye as Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)