My husband, Gregory, and I wish only for that which every other couple wishes for: To tame Komodo dragons in Sri Lanka and teach them to perform Hamlet.

15 seconds sound clip from the Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:26:19 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hey, come on. Look. Here's the deal. I came here to tell you one thing. All right? Tomorrow, I'm coming for you.

- Do you know why I came to America, Ricky Bobby?

- Public schools, health-care system, giant water parks. I mean, the same reason anyone comes to America.

- I came here for you to beat me.

- What the hell are you talking about? (3)

- My husband, Gregory, and I wish only for that which every other couple wishes for: To tame Komodo dragons in Sri Lanka and teach them to perform Hamlet.

- But before I can do that...

- That's dumb.

- It's not dumb.

- It is dumb.

- Why is it dumb?

[...]

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Actors: Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby), John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton Jr.), Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard), Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington), Leslie Bibb (Carley Bobby), Gary Cole (Reese Bobby)

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