Well, the teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said, Washington, D.C.
7 seconds sound clip from the Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:15:46 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Hey, boys, I wanna see some napkins in the lap.
- I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
- Texas Ranger, how about you?
- Well, the teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said, Washington, D.C.
- Bingo.
- Nice.
- She said, No, you're wrong. I said, You got a lumpy butt.
- I wet my bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that.
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