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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Team America: World Police

Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass, so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?

— Chris (Matt Stone)

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12 seconds sound clip from the Team America: World Police movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:25:19 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Why? What reason do you have to believe?

- Sometimes believing is all we have.

- Fear not, Muslim friends. We're here to find terrorists. I'm clearing your minds of all anxiety.

- All right, good job, Sarah.

- Now, everyone make for the tavern.

- Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass, so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?

- What's your problem with me?

- Yeah, you wanna go?

- Guys, guys, guys! Don't you see this is just what the terrorists want us to do?

- The war is out there, man. Out there. Now, pull it together.

[...]

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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from Team America: World Police (2004 film). The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Trey Parker (Gary Johnston / Kim Jong-il), Matt Stone (Chris), Phil Hendrie (I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E)

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