10 Quotes by Chris From Team America (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: August 21, 2020

Find and rate the best quotes by Chris From Team America, selected from famous or less known movies, radio, and other sources, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your _ing balls off and stuff them up your _, so that the next time you _, you'll _ all over your balls, got it?

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

2 My God, that's... I don't even know what that is. -Nobody does.

Quote from Team America: World Police

3 Jesus titty-_ing Christ. I could've sworn she was telling the truth.

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

4 If there's still a world left when this is all over, I'd like to buy you a beer.

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

5 Hey, have you ever thought of telling Sarah how you feel?

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

6 Surprise, cockfags!

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

7 The next time you pull a stunt like that, I'll drill two holes through your _, so that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions. You got it?

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

8 After the show, I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control.

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

9 I've just got one piece of bad news for you, Robbins. -What's that? -I'm a smoker.

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

10 All right, you guys, I hate to break up this little party, but there's still a lot of bad guys out there.

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

10 Quotes by Chris From Team America (Sound Clips)

1 Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your _ing balls off and stuff them up your _, so that the next time you _, you'll _ all over your balls, got it?

2 My God, that's... I don't even know what that is. -Nobody does.

3 Jesus titty-_ing Christ. I could've sworn she was telling the truth.

4 If there's still a world left when this is all over, I'd like to buy you a beer.

5 Hey, have you ever thought of telling Sarah how you feel?

6 Surprise, cockfags!

7 The next time you pull a stunt like that, I'll drill two holes through your _, so that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions. You got it?

8 After the show, I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control.

9 I've just got one piece of bad news for you, Robbins. -What's that? -I'm a smoker.

10 All right, you guys, I hate to break up this little party, but there's still a lot of bad guys out there.

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