Chris from Team America: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Chris from Team America, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Let's get one thing straight, actor. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your _ing balls off and stuff them up your _, so that the next time you _, you'll _ all over your balls, got it?

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

2 My God, that's... I don't even know what that is. -Nobody does.

Kim Jong Il (Trey Parker), Chris (Matt Stone) in Team America: World Police

3 Jesus titty-_ing Christ. I could've sworn she was telling the truth.

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

4 If there's still a world left when this is all over, I'd like to buy you a beer.

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

5 Hey, have you ever thought of telling Sarah how you feel?

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

6 Surprise, cockfags!

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

7 The next time you pull a stunt like that, I'll drill two holes through your _, so that when you pee, it shoots out in all different directions. You got it?

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

8 After the show, I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control.

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

9 I've just got one piece of bad news for you, Robbins. -What's that? -I'm a smoker.

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police

10 All right, you guys, I hate to break up this little party, but there's still a lot of bad guys out there.

Matt Stone as Chris in Team America: World Police