Jesus titty-fucking Christ. I could've sworn she was telling the truth.

— Chris (Matt Stone)

chris from team americaliesmatt stonetruth

6 seconds sound clip from the Team America: World Police movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:19:08 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Fuck you. She wants to help us.

- No, Chris, she's acting.

- I am not. The others tied me up because I wouldn't go along with their plans.

- Your skills are fading with age, Miss Sarandon.

- You shall die a peasant's death!

- Jesus titty-fucking Christ. I could've sworn she was telling the truth.

- That's why they call it acting.

- Come on, we gotta find Lisa.

- I was 19 years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it.

- After the show, I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control.

[...]

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