After the show, I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control.

Chris (Matt Stone)

12 seconds sound clip from the Team America: World Police movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:19:24 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- You shall die a peasant's death!

- Jesus titty-fucking Christ. I could've sworn she was telling the truth.

- That's why they call it acting.

- Come on, we gotta find Lisa.

- I was 19 years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it.

- After the show, I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control.

- Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but Rumpleteazer held me down and I was raped by Mr Mistoffelees.

- That's why you don't trust actors.

- I'm sorry I've been so hard on you.

- If there's still a world left when this is all over, I'd like to buy you a beer.

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