You're offering me a bribe. What you've just done is illegal. In this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5000 or spend six months in a correctional facility.
— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)
11 seconds sound clip from the The Cable Guy (1996) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:09:25 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Who told you that? What is his name? I want it.
- Oh, please, No. That was dumb. I was just making conversation. Forget it.
- I'm just jerking your chain. You are too easy.
- Wake up little snoozy. Smell the smelling salt.
- Call it one guy doing another guy a solid.
[...]
The Cable Guy (1996) Sound Clip
The best quotes and one liners from The Cable Guy (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.
Actors: Matthew Broderick (Steven M. Kovacs), Jim Carrey (Cable Guy), Leslie Mann (Robin Harris), Jack Black (Rick)
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