Democracy kisses you because she wants to, not because her father is in the next room chained to a radiator with electrodes attached to his nipples.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

11 seconds sound clip from the The Dictator (2012) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:25:35 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- I know this is hard for you Americans to imagine, but please try.

- I will tell you what democracy is! Democracy is the worst! Endless talking and listening to every stupid opinion! And everybody's vote counts, no matter how crippled or black or female they are.

- Democracy... Democracy has hairy armpits and could lose five pounds.

- Democracy looks like a midget in a chemo wig.

- Democracy, your mother called the other day and I forgot to give you the message. It was something very important about your grandmother.

- Democracy kisses you because she wants to, not because her father is in the next room chained to a radiator with electrodes attached to his nipples.

- Democracy is flawed! She is not perfect! But democracy, I love you.

- And that is why I call for real democracy! A real constitution! And real elections in Wadiya!

- Oh, no! Come on!

- Democracy, I will make you one of my wives. Okay, only wife. We'll vote on it.

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