Jason Mantzoukas: 20 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes delivered by Jason Mantzoukas, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion. An outer layer of _, and when you peel it away, there is 10 more layers of _ underneath.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

2 In this film, just one question, was there a duck who, when the explosion is happens, his bill goes around to the back of his head, and then in order to talk, he has to put it back this way?

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

3 What are civil rights? -I'll tell you later. They're hilarious.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

4 If this constitution is signed, there will be free press, women drivers, civil rights!

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

5 When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you, that is love.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

6 I don't know, I... I was downstairs self juicing.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

7 You're bizzare. I'm going to have to change the channels now.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

8 911, it's the best!

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

9 No, but you cannot hold your eyes! Nobody is going to think you're Chinese-American because you hold your eyes like that!

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

10 Listen to me. Okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)