Jason Mantzoukas Movie Quotes & Lines – 20 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion. An outer layer of _, and when you peel it away, there is 10 more layers of _ underneath.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

2 Supreme Leader, I think perhaps some of your information about bombs is coming from cartoons.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

3 In this film, just one question, was there a duck who, when the explosion is happens, his bill goes around to the back of his head, and then in order to talk, he has to put it back this way?

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

4 The man you are discussing is called Popeye. He is not a professor. Popeye is, as the song tells us, a sailor man.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

5 What do you do? -Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

6 Listen to me. Okay? You are a terrible actor. I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

7 No, but you cannot hold your eyes! Nobody is going to think you're Chinese-American because you hold your eyes like that!

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

8 911, it's the best!

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

9 You're bizzare. I'm going to have to change the channels now.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

10 I don't know, I... I was downstairs self juicing.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)