Jason Mantzoukas: 20 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 2

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11 What do you do? -Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

12 The man you are discussing is called Popeye. He is not a professor. Popeye is, as the song tells us, a sailor man.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

13 Supreme Leader, I think perhaps some of your information about bombs is coming from cartoons.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

14 I cannot believe I'm having this conversation with an adult man.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

15 It's racist, what you are doing!

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

16 Believe me, sir, if I could make the device even a little more pointy, I would, but I simply cannot.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

17 Please stop. Please. I told you, before we came in. One word, do not say. Is the exact word you're using now. One dozen times.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

18 Okay. I am now 100 percent sure that you are watching cartoons.

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

19 For what? You're sheriff of American douche-town!

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

20 What? No. Why would I do that? I have a perfectly good job here. I'm a Mac Genius!

Jason Mantzoukas as "Nuclear" Nadal; Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)