Lord, I never had to tinkle so bad in all my life.
5 seconds sound clip from the Tommy Boy (1995) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:03:48 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- By the way, did you ever eat paint chips as a kid?
- A thousand units to Oshkosh?
- Your dad never sold a thousand in Oshkosh. Uh uh, since I've been here.
- Lord, I never had to tinkle so bad in all my life.
- What the hell's gotten into you?
- My thing got stuck in the zipper, I got piss all over my pants.
[...]