25 Movie Quotes about Condoms (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Memorable quotes about condoms, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 Well, if you don't pack the plastic, you're definitely going out. I don't know if it's like Willy Lump-Lump. Whoever that is.

Tyrin Turner as Kaydee "Caine" Lawson in Menace II Society

12 You know how much condoms used to cost in them days? -How much? -I don't know. We never used 'em.

Willie Nelson in Half Baked

13 No, no, that's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic Church, for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things.

Michael Palin in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

14 And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want. French Ticklers, Black Mambos, Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

15 Give me a bite of that corn dog. -What about germs? -Put a rubber on it.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

16 We have gone through this a thousand times. I always tell him... use a rubber! You know, use a rubber...

Laurence Fishburne as Jason Furious Styles in Boyz n the Hood

17 Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons in Office Space

18 We just heard condom advice from an ex-pimp. I think we can survive a few words from Norbit.

Thandie Newton as Kate Thomas in Norbit

19 Oh, yeah. Get me a box of condoms, and what's that stuff? We used to eat it all the time back in the day. _. That's right. -You got it. -Thanks, man.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

20 Eat my rubber.

Chevy Chase as Clark in Christmas Vacation (1989)

25 Movie Quotes about Condoms (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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