45 Movie Quotes about Cows (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Sep 9, 2026

Memorable quotes about cows, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 Now, exactly how many cows are required for a stampede, Earl? I mean, is it like three or more? Is there a minimum speed?

Kevin Bacon as Val in Tremors (1990)

42 I like your cow.

Quote from Nacho Libre

43 I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

44 According to what they learned in some college where they think that cows are something you milk, and Indians are something in front of a cigar store.

Quote from McLintock! (1963)

45 To solve the fly problem around the dairy, we've crossed a cow and a beaver.

Quote from The Tex Avery Show