11 Movie Quotes about Cricket (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: August 24, 2025

Memorable quotes about cricket, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket.

Sessue Hayakawa as Colonel Saito in The Bridge on the River Kwai

2 Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

Quote from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

3 That's not a blinkin' fox. It's a bloomin' davy cricket hat.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi Bear

4 Within five minutes, I shall destroy England. England! No more cricket. No more warm beer, Professor. No more fish and chips. No more...

Herbert Lom as Former Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

5 And when we are in England, what do we do? -We play cricket! -No. We dress like Englishmen. A-ha!

Quote from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

6 You call this cricket? -No, my girl. Business.

Edward Chapman as Dawker in The Skin Game (1931)

7 Yes. Cretaceous rock. Doesn't quite have the balance of a cricket ball, but... it's a bit harder, what?

Quote from X Minus One

8 New game, roundhead. Cricket.

Quote from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

9 Get on with the meeting! I've got a cricket ball to catch!

Quote from The Goon Show

10 This is a joust? -By thunder, tis not a cricket match.

Quote from Snagglepuss (1961)